❌❌❌[27.01.24]-SEXY SATURDAY ..& "Am I Crazy Again!?!" ((Free Preview Info Included))
A Sexy Saturday that starts off like a Wet Wednesday Suddenly Becomes FILTHY and ends with Fucking A Trooper .. ❌❌❌
Let’s Begin With Today (Saturday 27th January 2024) 5.00am now:
I wake up in a state like this at 4.44 am shaken and stirred, on guard, looking for dangers in all dark corners of the bedroom and over by the open door I heard it again. The whoosh whoosh whoosh of sheet covers rustling under the wind of a weighted forearm thrusting down and up a tiny cock shaft faster than a greyhound chasing a french fry down a drainpipe on a particularly dark and frightening night - only this sound isn’t actually coming from outside the door, it’s closer, it’s loud enough to be so close.
It’s not what you might think… it has its own backing track too. Soft gentle whispers of “oh yess, oh that’s good, mmmmmm..shhhh! She’s awake __ followed by forced snoring and a long-drawn-out, carefully considered, wet watery fart.! -
AND IT WASN’T ME! (or the dog) ..so, my partner gets the finger pointed directly at him (silently in my brain) because the last time I had woken to similar sounds, opening my eyes to reflections of phone screens on the wall and the bed vibrating too - I’d called him out slightly too politely and he told me that my writing work throughout the day is making me sick again and that explains why I am so fucking paranoid - hallucinating and hearing voices AGAIN !!! I was told;
“carry this shit on Chase and I will stop you doing any of your writing whatsoever - and it will only be for your own good!”
I actually believed that I could be hallucinating again and if he wasn’t cheating over the phone whispering to some porn slag, then of course I must be hearing my voices again as well. What I DO NOT AGREE with is that my writing life has something to do with it.
So I wised myself up this time and just climbed over him and the cute puppy wedged between us, took myself off to the bathroom for a morning wee and resolved the worry temporarily for myself. I know how lonely life can feel now when there’s nobody there to talk to or see you crying whilst your wanking. -The Photo I Took Says It ALL- sorry no XXX was infiltrated in that particular photo…. too many sorrows attached. I think this clip from a gorgeous Instagram Reel that I liked, the musician’s musical heartstrings seem to cry a little of what I am feeling out into the world for me too.
QUOTE: “There isn’t enough room in your mind for both worry and faith, you must decide which one will live there” -unknown
ME: “what I just choose SEX? what then? Only Sex Has The Key To Survive! - Could That Be How Life Works??” - Asking For Friend ;-)
Now, well in just one minute, it will be time for me to sit down and write the actual SEXY* stuff LOL which entail some of my very personal thoughts and observations including sexual experiences since the last time we wrote about this and I can let down my hair in a much more ‘considered’ and ‘concise’ way; since I have hidden it all now completely behind my paywall (sorry!). It’s a long seven days when I put it all out there in the public domain not knowing who might be reading or what they think about me, do they have bad intentions towards me? or wondering how it’s being perceived because comments are for paid Chasers only (having that ‘Perk’ is the least I can do to say thank you for believing in my ‘work’) and would people say really bad things about my writing or me?… at the risk of becoming tearful let me just explain briefly (ooh there’s our first naughty word! ..haha! Nah, I’m not so lame as to say “we won’t get our briefs in a twist about this Dear!”🥴) x
I never worry about people saying cruel things about me, in fact - I kind of expect it but that’s my poor-bad trauma speaking. However, I do get uncomfortable for seven day’s after I have trodden out of my ‘comfort zone’ and talked about sex and shit. I used to feel safe in the thought that after one week of being public these kinds of posts, along with the more regular newsletters I send out, they’d be hidden in my SECRET SECTION (paid subscriptions only) and that would be a huge sigh of relief, knowing that the person or people reading my most intimate obsessions, feelings, encounters, sexual experiences, endeavours, tastes etc. would be paying me their approval - if that makes sense, or should I say that makes me feel like I already have they’re approval because they trust me enough with their money. It’s backwards logic but I guess there might be some sort of neuroscience attached to my way of thinking.
*Disclaimer: I might not cut the mustard in the sex department at all times. I do not claim to be a good erotic writer, or writer, or good in bed, or that I have this fantastically interesting ‘sexy’ sex life or claim to be good at … anything at all. I just know that when I talk about sexual stuff - I say it in a way where I would be embarrassed in person or mortified if family heard or read my opinions or experiences ‘re-tellings’. I write like a reet YOBBO, I talk like an ancient old sailor, caveman, Pirate perhaps!?? ooh arrrgh. It might not even be deemed remotely flirty -let alone SEXY- but all this would never have made the tag line for a Saturday chat like mine. All I do aim to do EVERY SATURDAY is spill my best slag’s handbag POV’s in a CREATIVE EROTIC NON_FICTION FORMAT.. that’s the plan. Might end up with a conversation worthy of a letter to an agony aunt in the 1970’s 😜
Fuck it.. ! I’m going to throw my ‘TradeMark’ ending of another Wonderfully Relevant and Apt EXIT SONG (which is a first I think as I usually reserve these tracks (not this song - A Song in general) I like to accompany my essay-type work with one each time (please sign up for FREE joinng me and checking me out HERE & HERE on Stacks! Amazing you are awesome I must be ‘Ace!’ :x)
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